“My commute? It’s not too bad. About average” - It involves three modes of transport, takes hours each day, and is slowly crushing my spirit
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey
Every time my supervisor says
Supervisor: Density Functional Theory is the bread and butter of crystalline dynamics.
What I think in my head: Well if you put it that way… DFT sounds kinda tasty
eating caramel popcorn & listening to ‘setting sail coming home’ whilst watching my code fall apart
I have this sudden urge to buy a poster of the periodic table.
- Me: Yo I'm just popping up to the lab, I'll catch you at the café in ten.
- Friend: Yeah sure, actually come this time.
- Me: Hahah yeah, don't worry something went wrong last time.
- Time: [one and a half hours later]
- Friend: Ten minutes?
- Me: Yeah something went wrong.
cant believe I replied in Japanese….
Supervisor: I would like you to investigate the change in the workfunction of MoS2 monolayer when subject to defects. Do you think you will manage to do it this week?
Brb I have to go fail a math exam.
Mum: what are you up to?
Me: I am not sure…